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Mar 7

Finchalicious


I promise this is the last time we use Blingee…at least for tonight.

Joke Name: Finchalicious

Origins: Our beautiful, amazing, dashing, and charming chat leader, Jinni (I wasn’t forced to credit her or anything) was chatting along with two other fabulous Irrelevants (Zappy and Avril) when they deemed it appropriate to parody some lyrics from the well-known song Fergalicious. (Don’t know it? Here’s a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9y3_aNeOmk ) The parody went somewhat like this;
Finchalicious definition make them girls go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.

You could see me, you can’t squeeze me.
I ain’t easy, I ain’t sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease ‘em.
Girls just come and go like seasons.

Relevance when used: Like the ‘Reese is a Unicorn’ post, this is basically used to explain how amazing Finch is. His body is staying vicious. He’ll be up in the gym just working on his fitness, Ingram is his witness.

Examples:
"Daaaamn. Finch is look fine this episode."
"He looks Finchalicious."

"Oh my god, you look Finchalicious today!"

Note: For the full lyrics of Finchalicious, here is a link:
http://thepurplejunkie.tumblr.com/post/14125167001/finchalicious